For those who identify more with Wednesday from *
*'s *The Addams Family*, here's a humorous selection (full of job clichés tailored for the most antisocial personalities)
archivist
Do you like to keep your surroundings organized and under control?
Do you like windowless rooms, dust, and the smell of old books?
Then this career is for you!
Your day-to-day work will involve collecting, studying, cataloging, restoring, or sharing the records of a company or public institution
Graphic Designer
Yes, you’re allowed to be antisocial and creative—a graphic designer is a visual communications professional: creation, execution, or printing. Since you’ll generally work from home or via email, you can keep your social interactions to an absolute minimum
accountant: The job involves recording a company’s daily expenses, revenue, and investments. Labor laws now require you to work in an open-plan office, just like everyone else, but you still have one saving grace: working with your friends—the numbers.
taxidermist
The taxidermist is responsible for making an animal’s carcass look alive. We don’t often think about it, yet this profession has a twofold advantage: not only will you be working with animals rather than humans, but they also won’t say much.
night watchman
If you’ve ever seen “Night at the Museum,” you probably have a good idea of what this job entails: keeping watch over public buildings or businesses while the rest of the world sleeps—the holy grail for the anti-social side of you, the chance to explore magnificent places without the crowds of tourists and their Instagram poses
developer—as a developer, you’re essentially a less “old-school” version of an accountant; you’ve replaced their screens full of numbers with screens full of numbers and letters. Your special status allows you to make an exception to the company’s dress code.
actuary
The actuary is responsible for assessing the risk of various scenarios on behalf of an insurance company. It is, therefore, a profession that combines the (admissible) pleasure of solitude with the (less admissible) pleasure of quantifying all the terrible events that could befall your fellow human beings.
inspired by " Welcome to the Jungle"