1. Have you ever cleaned the office coffee machine? +1
2. Every Monday, when someone asks how you're doing, you reply, "Like a Monday." -3 points
3. If you run into a coworker on the street, give them a polite smile +1
4. Do you always complain about subway delays at the office? -1 point
5. Do you say, “I’ll get back to you”… and then never follow up? That’s -2 points.
6. Let your coworker have your favorite spot in the open-plan office near the window +1 point
7. “Today’s students are tomorrow’s talent”—would you use this to describe your interns? +3 points
8. “How was your weekend?” just so you can brag about yours? -1 point
9. Are you setting up a committee to advocate for the implementation of a 4-day workweek at your company? +3 points
10. Do you encourage your coworkers before a presentation that makes them nervous, or congratulate them afterward? +2 points
11. During a meeting, you put your male coworker in his place when he tries to explain his own job to a woman +3
12. You hesitated for 2 seconds before sending an email to your coworker Sandrine, who is on vacation—that’s -2
the results
Over 10 points:
—you’re the god or goddess of the open-plan office; everyone wants a spot by your side
Below 10 points:
—you’re everyone’s nightmare; they even say that Baba would ask you for advice on how to be that hateful.
On the downside:
If you're considering a career in film, you're more likely to end up as the villain in the next blockbuster than to be named Employee of the Month.
inspired by " Welcome to the Jungle"